Politics

For eight years I was saying "There's a black guy in the White House and all the nut bags are coming out of the woodwork." But I never dreamed that one of the nut bags would end up in the White House. - E.M.

For 70 years Republicans have been saying Social Security will go broke in 20 years. For 50 years Republicans have been saying Medicare will go broke in 20 years. - E.M.

...a government of laws and not of men. - John Adams, Massachusetts Constitution, 1780

Republicans say government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it. - P. J. O'Rourde

Politics is show business for ugly people. - Paul Begala

Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing... after they have exhausted all other possibilities. - Winston Churchill

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the worst system devised by the wit of man, except for all the others. - Winston Churchill

Either help write the menu or you're on the menu. - Matthew Segal, activist and founder of OurTime.org

Republicans love America because "Jesus made it perfect", We Democrats love America, warts and all. That's true love! - E.M.