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For eight years I was saying "There's a black guy in the White House and all the nut bags are coming out of the woodwork." But I never dreamed that one of the nut bags would end up in the White House. - E.M.

For 70 years Republicans have been saying Social Security will go broke in 20 years. For 50 years Republicans have been saying Medicare will go broke in 20 years. - E.M.

...a government of laws and not of men. - John Adams, Massachusetts Constitution, 1780


Republicans say government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it. - P. J. O'Rourde


The propaganda wing
of the Republican Party

Great Traitors of History
Marcus Brutus - 44 BC - Led the plot to assassinate Caesar.
Judas Iscariot - 33 AD - Betrayed Jesus.
Guy Fawkes - 1605 - Plotted to blow up the Parliament.
Benedict Arnold - 1780 - Betrayed the American Army to the British.
Vidkun Quisling - 1940 - Collaborated with the Nazi occupation of Norway.
Donald Trump - 2016 - Conspired with Russia to steal the presidency.
E.M.


The alternative history channel.
Politics is show business for ugly people. - Paul Begala


Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing... after they have exhausted all other possibilities. - Winston Churchill



Like getting your news
from the town drunk.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the worst system devised by the wit of man, except for all the others. - Winston Churchill

Either help write the menu or you're on the menu. - Matthew Segal, activist and founder of OurTime.org

Republicans love America because "Jesus made it perfect", We Democrats love America, warts and all. That's true love! - E.M.





Right Wing to English
Dictionary
capitalism (ˈkapədlˌizəm), n, business is business until they pass a law against it. e.g. human slavery, patent medicines, magic beans.
communism (ˈkämyəˌnizəm), n, see socialism.
deep state (dēp stāt), n, 1. underpaid, patriotic, civil servants.
elites (əˈlēt,āˈlēt), n, 1. journalists, academics, scientists and the entertainment industry, i.e. smart people.
extremist (ikˈstrēməst), n, 1. anyone who disagrees with me.
nationalism (ˈnaSH(ə)nəˌlizəm), n, 1. I'm better that you because I was born here.
populism (ˈpäpyəˌlizəm), n, 1. we both hate the same people: let's do lunch.
rigged system (rigged 'sistəm), n, any system I can't rig.
socialism (ˈsōSHəˌlizəm), n, 1. social security, medicare, civil rights, regulation and fair elections.
E.M.





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