Where do I want to go today, Bill? 
In your Face!

Bill Gates getting a
                    pie in the face
Bill Gates getting his just 
deserts in Brussels. 


The Dictionary Definition of Windows 95 

Windows 95: (n) - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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Your computer after
                      installing Windows '98 - BOOM !!!


FOR YOUR INFORMATIONDon't you just loveClippy TM?
The  cute and helpful   little

"Office Assistant" ©  ®

in Microsoft ©  ® Word
Wouldn't you just like to  ...

Click Here to nuke Clippy

They had him once, but they let him go!

1977 - Bill Gates is arrested for reckless driving for the second time in New Mexico. He's caught running a stop sign and driving without a license. 

Insel Intide

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Bill Gates
William "Bill" Gates III
Chairman & CEO

Microsoft Corporation
  • Ruthless and unscrupulous
  • Under Federal investigation
  • Bad hair cut
  • Richer than God
  • Personal secretary's name is "Lincoln". 
Release the hounds.
Montgomery "Monty" Burns III
Chairman & CEO

Springfield Nuclear Power
  • Ruthless and unscrupulous
  • Under Federal investigation
  • Bad hair cut
  • Richer and older than God
  • Personal secretary's name is "Kennedy". 

Windows 2001 error messages

April 1st, 2012:

Hi. I'm Bill Gates, Chairman and C.E.O. of Microsoft. And I'm pleased and excited to announce the release of Windows 2001 in which we have fixed all our millennium bugs. No, really, we did, trust me.


FOR YOUR INFORMATIONMaybe you should take a stress pill and lie down, Dave. 

Yes, I would like to take a stress pill and lie
                    down.No, I would rather pull
                    HAL's plug.


Open the pod bay doors, Bill.

   I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

It's all covered under the T.S. principal


FOR YOUR INFORMATIONMy mind is going, Dave. I can feel it. 
I can feel it, Dave.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. We
                    won't have a styleish marrage.

Windows was not properly shut down. One or more of your disk drives may have errors on it. Press any key to continue. Press any other key to not continue. 

I mean it !!! CLICK
                    THIS !!!!!!
Click This!

                  DOCTOR ROBINSON.   Invalid file name: netscape.exe

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